hi times cracked the conspiracy
This one is for posterity.
I was at a party yesterday for SXSW and there was a basketball goal outside that anyone could play on. So, I had to "ball" on some suckas. Anyways, after the game I asked if anyone had any meditation suppliments. There was an older gentlemen who happened to have just that. He turned out to be the editor of Hi-Times magazine. HAHA. He was pretty cool but got most excited when I told him of the riot that happened at the Vice party Thursday night. I'm definitely no expert on the subject considering we left hours before the feces hit the rotating blades. Alls I heard was some dude got his head cracked open with a baseball bat and a helicopter showed up to the proceedings. Anyways, the whole thing was strange to say the least.